Short post today... I found an old draft of a series I have been meaning to finish.
(Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4)
60. On Christmas lights- for indoor or outdoor use only.
61. On earplugs- May interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
62. On fireworks- Flammable.
63. On fishfood- Not for human consumption.
64. On hair dye- Do not use as an icecream topping.
65. On insect spray- Not tested on animals.
66. On Liquid Plummer: Do not reuse to store beverages.
67. On Pepper Spray- May irritate eyes.
68. On Pepper Spray- Neverspray into your own eyes;
69. On pills for dogs- When operating a car….
70. On shin guards- Guards can not protect any body part that they do not cover.
71. On sleeping pills- May cause drowsiness.
72. On spray cheese: For best results, remove cap.
73. On the bottom of some coke bottles say "Open other end"
74. On toilet Plunger: Do not use near power lines.
75. On Windex: Do not spray into eyes.
(Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4)
60. On Christmas lights- for indoor or outdoor use only.
61. On earplugs- May interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
62. On fireworks- Flammable.
63. On fishfood- Not for human consumption.
64. On hair dye- Do not use as an icecream topping.
65. On insect spray- Not tested on animals.
66. On Liquid Plummer: Do not reuse to store beverages.
67. On Pepper Spray- May irritate eyes.
68. On Pepper Spray- Neverspray into your own eyes;
69. On pills for dogs- When operating a car….
70. On shin guards- Guards can not protect any body part that they do not cover.
71. On sleeping pills- May cause drowsiness.
72. On spray cheese: For best results, remove cap.
73. On the bottom of some coke bottles say "Open other end"
74. On toilet Plunger: Do not use near power lines.
75. On Windex: Do not spray into eyes.
