more puns.

Drafted 4/8/2016
​Hey everyone, here are some puns :) 

• The earthquake in Washington obviously was the government’s fault.
• Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
• We are going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz.
• I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. (Well not me)
• Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?
• When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
• What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
• A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
• Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.
• Shotgun wedding – A case of wife or death.
• Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
• A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two tired.
• With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
• The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
• You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
• Local Area Network in Australia – the LAN down under.
• Every calendar’s days are numbered.
• A lot of money is tainted – Taint yours and taint mine.
• Once you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.
• Acupuncture is a jab well done.