Did you know that before I officially started blogging, I went through my old email forwards for the "greatest hits" and posted 72 posts containing them?
Good, I had forgotten too. Fortunately, I still like this stuff.
#1: Two blondes traveled 2 hours from town and walked deep into the woods searching for a Christmas tree. They were all warmly dressed from head to toe carrying their saw, hatchet and a rope to drag the Christmas tree back to the car. They had thought of every little detail planning this trip. The two blondes were so determined to find the perfect Christmas tree. So determined, that they searched for hours slugging through knee-deep snow, blistering wind and weren't even distracted!
Finally, five hours had passed and the sun was beginning to set, so one blonde turned to the other blonde and said, "I give up. I cant take this anymore... There are hundreds of beautiful Christmas trees all around us. Let's just cut one down whether it's decorated or not!!"
#2: Did you hear of this girl:
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate.
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
She tried to put M&M's in alphebetical order.
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She tried to drown a fish.
She thought quarterback was a refund.
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
She asked for a price check at the dollar store.
She studied for a blood test.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "airport left" she turned around and went home.
She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.