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Made It Thru Monday: The Top 30 Things You Don’t Want to Hear From Your School Bus Driver

6/22/2015

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When I was in the 6th grade I read in a joke book a list of “The top 10 things you don’t want to hear from your school bus driver”.

I was more than obsessed- I printed them out by the 50, handed them out to everyone in creation, and still have probably an inch thick of ‘em...three hundred and fifty pages later.

  (And I'm not even kidding. I made friends with these pages)

 Over time, Ive added some to the list, so here you go with…

****The First Half of****
The Top 30 Things You Don’t Want to Hear From Your School Bus Driver:

To be read starting at 30

15. Our Father who art in Heaven….
16. I’m gonna try out a shortcut thru the US Air Force Bombing Range.
 17. Someone watch the road while I finish this color-by-number. 
18. School starts at noon, right?
 19. Ten bucks says I can pop a wheelie!
 20. Change the music? You want opera or bagpipes?
 21. Was that the engine?
 22. Well of course I’m related to Hitler. Why do you ask, honey?
 23. What do you mean, I cant text and drive? 
24. Cant tell if y’all’ll  need one cast or two to fix this. 
25. Does the back of the bus smell like its on fire?
 26. Who wants to drive today?
 27. Who? The guy in the orange jumpsuit? Oh, he’s just... a hitchhiker I picked up.
 28. Why can’t someone just make a speedometer in braille already?
 29. Wonder how long I’ve been on “Empty”…
30. You wouldn't believe how easy it is to get a driver's license!
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Hannah
6/25/2015 06:57:08 am

LOLOL!!! Are you homeschooled or public schooled? Just wondering.

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Kate Gold link
6/25/2015 07:29:53 am

Public school all the way!

I have over 2000 kids at my school, sure and some friends over at the magnet school (that has 500 or so and we use the same buses). A lot of my friends curse and certainly dont dress modestly and have pretty well researched evolution arguments and on the topic of abortion and stuff just because its a public school.

I love my besties though, even though they arent perfect (lol, I'm not either!) and we all have been through so much together. There is nothing better to have classes with your best friends :) I dont hang out with the "Christian" group since they are the rich, athletic crowd and tend to be judgemental and stuck up with the nicest brands and all the most hate.

Ah, I'm totally here rambling :) I miss school, lol

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teen
6/25/2015 10:45:58 am

You offered to write a post about "demonic public school kids" that would be an entertaining read.

www.teengirlreviews.blogspot.com

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Kate Gold link
6/25/2015 11:25:51 am

Would you want me to do a guest post on your blog?

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