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made it thru monday: people make me laugh

8/4/2015

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I had Civics during 4th period, which has 5 waves of lunches within, and is to fit them all is 90 minutes long. Sometimes in Civics the test would only take twenty minutes, and even more than that sometimes we just got a "work day" or three at the start of a chapter for a few vocab words and questions that werent hard at all to do the night before they were due. We didnt really have much pressure at all and the teacher was/is cool to talk to. 

We also learned there was no point in going to the cafeteria when we had each nice computers sitting there in the classroom.  (Update: Until we got kicked out, lol)

That, my friends, is how one day in class, we were all just playing games instead of typing up papers... (Well actually for me drafting blog posts since I love you guys so much) and Sherman pulled up this video to encourage us to care about our history a little more. 

History lesson and pretty funny all rolled into one.... Okay, maybe I should take a listen and go do that paper, lol.

-Kate, 11:43 on February 13, 2015

See I am amused by this. Not in a "people are dumb" or "people are annoying" or anything mean sense but just I am easily amused. 

Thats why I am sharing this second part which is of a Texas/Country/Rural accent list. I just find it amusing, no mocking or name calling needed, right?

Computer term:  new definition
LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter.
LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.
MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the wood stove.
DOWNLOAD: Gettin' the farwood off the truck
MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin' the farwood
HARD DRIVE: Gettin' home in the winter time
PROMPT: What the mail ain't in the winter time
WINDOWS: What to shut when it's cold outside
SCREEN: What to shut when it's black fly season
BYTE: What them flies do
MODEM: Whatcha did to the hay fields
LAP TOP: Where the kitty sleeps
KEYBOARD: Where ya hang the truck keys
SOFTWARE: Them plastic forks and knives
MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn
MAIN FRAME: Holds up the barn roof
ENTER: Northerner talk fer "c'mon in, y'all"
But maybe thats not your thing either and you are offended by that (!?!). Part three (but thats it!)
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Ashley link
8/7/2015 03:41:49 am

Hi!
Could I please do a guest post on your blog? Please contact me on my blog at creatingpreciousmoments.blogspot.com.
Thank you! And please follow my blog by email too. :)
Hello!!! I love your blog so much!!!! It's so wonderful to read your posts. :)
I am going to be having a Bible giveaway this week or next week, so please follow and enter it! :) creatingpreciousmoments.blogspot.com
Love in Christ Jesus,
Ashley

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Kate link
8/15/2015 06:24:53 am

Thanks for your comment, taken care of now I believe :)

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Melanie Redd link
8/16/2015 02:36:04 pm

Hey Kate,

I really like your cartoons - especially the one on procrastination. I pinned it here: https://www.pinterest.com/melredd/blog-link-parties-and-blog-link-ups/

I came over on Me, Coffee, and Jesus today. Glad to find your site~

Hope you have a great week this week,
Melanie

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