Today I have a few odds and ends that Ive crossed paths with;
A policeman pulls over a car, and the driver right away calls out, Officer, did I do something wrong? No, no. The policeman says. In fact, I'm giving you $100 for being the honorary Best Driver of the Week. What do you plan on getting with your cash, sir? The man, surprised can only manage to say, Well, I think I'll go out and get that license. His wife, beside him, tries to clarify. Don't mind him, she says, he's just drunk. A teenage boy in the back starts to mumble, I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car... And from the trunk, a muffled voice calls out, Why are we stopped? Are we over the border already?
In this book: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" She grinned. "Are you hinting that I'm an angel or Lucifer?" (47).
A man had taken his girlfriend to her first football game, where they had perfect seats right behind the team bench. Afterwards, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "but I just cant understand why they were just about killing each other over 25 cents." "25 cents?" he asks. "Yeah; Well, I saw them flip a coin which the one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: get the quarterback. Get the quarterback! I mean, its only 25 cents!"
A policeman pulls over a car, and the driver right away calls out, Officer, did I do something wrong? No, no. The policeman says. In fact, I'm giving you $100 for being the honorary Best Driver of the Week. What do you plan on getting with your cash, sir? The man, surprised can only manage to say, Well, I think I'll go out and get that license. His wife, beside him, tries to clarify. Don't mind him, she says, he's just drunk. A teenage boy in the back starts to mumble, I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car... And from the trunk, a muffled voice calls out, Why are we stopped? Are we over the border already?
In this book: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" She grinned. "Are you hinting that I'm an angel or Lucifer?" (47).
A man had taken his girlfriend to her first football game, where they had perfect seats right behind the team bench. Afterwards, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "but I just cant understand why they were just about killing each other over 25 cents." "25 cents?" he asks. "Yeah; Well, I saw them flip a coin which the one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: get the quarterback. Get the quarterback! I mean, its only 25 cents!"
