To acquire a creative development position within the entertainment industry that would utilize my vast (2 years) technical experience.
My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I have no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage.
I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.
Reasons for leaving the last job:
Terminated after saying, "It would be a blessing to be fired."
Responsibility makes me nervous.
Being in trouble with the law, I moved quite frequently.
I did not give the company my full effort and received no chance of advancement in return.
My last employer insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning. I couldn't work under those conditions.
Was met with a string of broken promises and lies, as well as cockroaches.
I was working for my mom until she decided to move.
Donating blood. 14 gallons so far!
I like the Simpsons.
Interests: Running, editing video, cooking, writing and wondering.
While I've never quite gotten a degree, I am quite close to several.
Completed 11 years of high school.
College: August 1880-May 1984.
Finished eighth in my high school graduating class... of ten.
No education or experience.
I am the most talented employee my company has ever had.
Maintained *a* GPA.
Professionally watered 22,500 house plants.
I often use a laptop.
I am able to say the ABCs backwards in under five seconds.
Minor allergies to house cats and Mongolian sheep.
I am the best and most awesome employee in New York City.
I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0, computor and spreadsheat progroms.
Very experienced with out-house computers.
Spent several years in the United States *Navel* Reserve.
1881-1995: Spent my time teaching and going to school for computer science.