A friend of the family used to mail out "Gleamings" before she passed on... they consisted of humor among other things; The following has been gathered from various of these Gleamings.
A young mother was having trouble with her boy, who was moving on to solid foods. She was told to give him lots of veggies, but it turns out that jalapeno was not a favorite.
One lady was at a ice cream store and noticed that a very famous actor was directly in front of her in line. After leaving, she noticed that she left her cone in the store. After waiting a few minutes, she went back in, only to see it no where. Then, the actor taps her on the shoulder saying "If you are looking for you ice cream, you might want to look into your purse. "
One teacher had gotten a specific procedure done that required that he wear an upper body cast, which under a shirt is not noticeable. Upon the first day of school, he learns that he has the toughtest kids in the school and has to open the window to cool off his room... He notices that his tie was blowing unrealistically, so he got the stapler, for lack of better options, and stapled the tie to his chest. The students behaved rather nicely.
One boy was having trouble keeping quite durng the sermon, so his mother told him "If you dont be quiet, Paster Jones is going to lose his place and have to start all over again". Problem solved; no offense intended.
One lady notices her husband standing on the bathroom scale, and tucking in his ample stomach.... I dont think that will help, dear, she says, thinking he imagines the manuever will make him weigh less. Sure it helps, he begins. How else will I be able to read the numbers?
On final note: I had seen this one video... an April Fools prank (I'm not waiting until next year!) to play on a teacher.... Click here to watch the video and don't take it to seriously.
In this series: Part 1; Part 2