(well after making sure theyre okay and all)
I had a book with every little conversation in several months (late August to late December) that made me giggle.... and I lost it, which really really made me upset. :(
Today I'm sharing a survey thing I came across via a friend that made me laugh, I hope you can laugh about it too.
> Where did we meet?:
> Take a stab at my middle name:
*Stabs* Die middle name!
> How long have you known me: Two going on three years. I think...
> Do I smoke?: Yes, of course ;)
> What was your first impression of me upon meeting: "Woooooah. She helps with this zoo thing!"
> Color of my eyes: Red. Because you're a vampire, of course
> Do I have any siblings:
An adorable, squishy little sister
> What's one of my favorite things to do:
Whack trees with a machete and dance with chickens
> Do you remember one of the first things I said to you:
The first thing you said was probably "No."
How old am I: I'll never remember
> What is the best feature about me: Ye eyes! Or ye smile.
> Am I shy or outgoing: yes.
> Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:
>Depends on what works to your advantage
> What's your favorite memory of me: Two words.
> Would you consider me a friend:
> How many children do I have:
> The real question is: how may HUSBANDS do you have?
> If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be:
> If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what is one thing that I would bring: >
Me. That would be why I was stranded with you -__-
Victor: Hey, Mr. Moore?
Mr. Moore: Yes, Ma'am?
And later, Mrs. Hartung: Are you talking to me or her? ("Her" being Mr. Moore)
And when in math the relationships were written on the board with "u" instead of "x"...
And Snyder was like: This is the way that the book does it, but yeah, I hate "u".
All of us: We hate you too.