
Part 1
Once I read a book called "Ask the Passengers" by A. S. King and thought it was a little corny. But the day that I would see one of these on a shelf....
1. 101 Ways to Diet by I. M. Hungry
2. 101 ways to say hello by U. Hoo
3. 40 Yards to the Latrine by Willy Makeit and Betty Wont
4. A Safe Hitchiker's Guide by Ren Tacar
5. A Sailor's Adventure by Ron A. Ground
6. A trip to the aquarium by C. Life
7. All About Fences by Barb Wyer
8. All About Flowers by Chris Anthymum
9. Answering the Questions of the Universe by Howard I. Know
10. Big Waves by Sue Nami
11. Boy Scout Brigade by Pat Troll
12. Carnival Rides by Ivana Herl
13. Computer Memory by Meg A. Byte
14. Crossing a Man with a Duck by Willie Waddle
15. Crowd Control, by General Panic
16. Depressing Jobs by Paul Bearer
17. Desert Crossing by I. Rhoda Kamel
18. Downpour! by Wayne Dwops
19. Fast Food, by Eaton Run
20. Green Spots on the Wall by Picken and Flicken
21. Green Vegetables by Brock Ali
22. Handel's Messiah by Ollie Luyah
23. Household Book of Tools by M.C. Hammer
24. How to Check a Pulse by Izzy Dead
25. How to Eat Cereal by Poor A. Bowl