(20 THINGS YOU DONT WANT TO HEAR FROM YOUR HAIRDRESSER)
Hello! My Name Is Awkward Teen and I am honoured to be writing this for Kate's Blog (:
For this post i will be telling you 20 things i would absolutely HATE to be told whilst my hairdresser is doing my hair.
As a frequent visitor to the hairdressers (curse.you.split.ends.) I constantly worry for my hair, People make mistakes and although hairdressers are trained, I get scared. A lot.
I am putting the safety of my hair in their hands and if they make even the SLIGHTEST mistake, i will probably cry (and then probably become crazy and spend 20 minutes trying to glue my severed hair onto my head..)
Anyways.... Here's the list! :
2. "You wanted that bit shaved..right?"
3. "Your hair is super damaged,wow" - Like Omg, I am super aware,I'm not proud of it *tears emerging* but i'm..i'm aware.
4. *lady picks her nose* "...sorry" - Thanks for the 5* experience -.-
5. "I'll be right back" - NO! NO! I REFUSE TO LET YOU LEAVE ME WITH FOIL ALL OVER MY HEAD,legit my crush could pass the shop..
6. "Have you tried buying (insert 10 hair products here) Its super good"- Keep your ads away from me.
7. "Dont worry, you'll love this" - I bet i wont.
8. "Oooh i can experiment with this" - MY HAIR IS NOT A CHEMISTRY LAB, DONT YOU DARE.
9. "Before i turn you around to look in the mirror, just remember this look is totally in style these days..."- NOT GOOD
10. "Just before we start, i must warn you, I LOVE to talk"- This is a sign your 30 minute session, will become the LONGEST 30 minutes of your life, especially when your rubbish at socialising like me.
11. "Do you smell burnt hair?"- Wait..WHEN DID YOU START CURLING MY HAIR?
12. "Would you like this extra treatment for only (insert high cash price here)"- NOOOO! I bet that costs so much more money, i'll just find a cheap diy treatment on wikihow or something.
13. "Jheez..What products do you use" - HEY! I KNOW WHAT YOUR TRYING TO SAY!
14. "You said you wanted 2 inches off right?"- I came for a hair wash....
15. "It will grow back, don't worry love"
16. "You should've came here sooner!"- Look it was either coming to the hairdresser or watching more Netflix. I don't know about you but i think i made a smart decision.
17. "We ran out of *insert colour here* dye so we decided to use *insert colour here* instead"- Now this could either go good or bad, Bad would be if i wanted a red dye job and they gave me pink.
18. "You ever thought of having a fringe?"
19. **pure silence**- please say something.please....
20. "This is my first day out of training!"- um.. so i have to go..LIKE RIGHT NOW.
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