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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
Holland called Holes?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Why is it that the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person
who drives a racing car not called a racist?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy ? opposites?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the
English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence.
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians
denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree
surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?