I KNEW A BLONDE GIRL THAT...........
She called me to get my phone #.
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
She tried to put M&M's in alphebetical order.
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She tried to drown a fish.
She thought quarterback was a refund.
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
She asked for a price check at the dollar store.
She studied for a blood test.
She thought Meow Mix was a cd for cats.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
When she missed Bus 44, she took Bus 22 twice instead.
When she took you to the airport and saw a sighn that said "airport left" she turned around and went home.
She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.