When finally his work was done, he emerged in the middle of... a preschool playground.
"I'm free, I'm free!" he shouted.
"So what," said a little girl. "I'm four."
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
“Whales can’t swallow people,” the teacher said.
“Even though they are large mammals, their throats are very small.”
“But Jonah was swallowed by a whale,” the little girl replied.
“That just can’t be,” the teacher said. “It’s physically impossible.”
“When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah,” said the little girl.
The teacher looked down at her, smiled and asked,
“What if Jonah went to (… uh, draw your own conclusions, thanks)?”
"Then you can ask him."
One night a father sent his kid to bed.
Five minutes later the boy screamed, "Dad! Can you get me a glass of water!?!"
"No. You had your chance."
A minute later the boy screamed "Dad!! Can you get me a glass of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Next time you ask I'll come up there and spank you."
"Dad! When you come up to spank me can you bring me a glass of water?"